Kimism #15

"I keep forgetting that I have Mt. Dew already poured into my cup. So I see it and I'm like "What?!? This is awesome!" Short-term memory loss is the key to happiness." But mostly Mt. Dew is the key to EVERYTHING. 

Kimism #14

"That voice you hear in your head telling you to sit next to the cute boy? That's your vagina talking." If you don't recognize it you probably should get in better touch with your vagina...

Kimisim #13

"Uteruses (Uteri? Uterpaedes?) are bitches."

Kimism #12

"When in doubt, stick your hand in."

Kimism #11

"I could be a minimalist in everything except for books and food."

Kimism #10

"The reason I like facebook, pinterest and twitter is that they give the impression of an active and exciting life. In reality I stare at a screen waiting desperately for something new."

Kimism #9

"Are books still healthy when you dive into them to avoid the world and your problems?" I'm going to go with yes.