Kimism #14

"That voice you hear in your head telling you to sit next to the cute boy? That's your vagina talking." If you don't recognize it you probably should get in better touch with your vagina...

Kimisim #13

"Uteruses (Uteri? Uterpaedes?) are bitches."

Kimism #12

"When in doubt, stick your hand in."

Kimism #11

"I could be a minimalist in everything except for books and food."

Kimism #10

"The reason I like facebook, pinterest and twitter is that they give the impression of an active and exciting life. In reality I stare at a screen waiting desperately for something new."

Kimism #9

"Are books still healthy when you dive into them to avoid the world and your problems?" I'm going to go with yes. 

Kimism #8

#8: "Sometimes in my dreams I'm a man...I still sit down to pee though..."

Kimism #7

"For every psychotic person you hear about in the news remember the millions of decent people that are never mentioned." Thoughts and prayers with the victims in Colorado.

Kimism #6

"Ever since I've been here I've never seen you when I'm not around." It's a curious thing.

Kimism #5

"Reverse mooning is pulling your pants up to moon. Regular mooning is pulling them down. Mooning is always the back of your body. Flashing is always the front. A guide to properly mooning someone or something...in this case cows.

Kimism #4

"Can someone please explain prune juice to me?"on juicing dehydrated fruits.

Kimism #3

"There are no wounds that pie cannot heal." Specifically raspberry crumb pie.

Kimism #2

"Is this too self-centered?...Screw it. I'm hilarious." on creating a blog to quote yourself.

Kimism #1

"Ok, maybe I don't want to have his babies...but I'd sure like to try." on Chris Hemsworth