Kimism #7

"For every psychotic person you hear about in the news remember the millions of decent people that are never mentioned." Thoughts and prayers with the victims in Colorado.

Kimism #6

"Ever since I've been here I've never seen you when I'm not around." It's a curious thing.

Kimism #5

"Reverse mooning is pulling your pants up to moon. Regular mooning is pulling them down. Mooning is always the back of your body. Flashing is always the front. A guide to properly mooning someone or something...in this case cows.

Kimism #4

"Can someone please explain prune juice to me?"on juicing dehydrated fruits.

Kimism #3

"There are no wounds that pie cannot heal." Specifically raspberry crumb pie.

Kimism #2

"Is this too self-centered?...Screw it. I'm hilarious." on creating a blog to quote yourself.

Kimism #1

"Ok, maybe I don't want to have his babies...but I'd sure like to try." on Chris Hemsworth